You like the Xsjado Jeff Stockwell skates? Kyle Nolte likes Xsjado Jeff Stockwell skates too! Klye Jr. was out the game for a couple months, mostly due to him relinquishing ‘the family pants’. He was subsequently locked down by his ‘woman’ and was fibbing injuries so he didn’t have to skate with us. TISK-TISK. He even went as far to faking a doctors note that was obviously scribbled on the back side of a Burger King receipt. Which, by the way was just recently voted the worst fast food restaurant on the MF’n planet. Don’t take my word for it ask anyone, “Hey, what do you think is the worst fast food restaurant?” It’s like one of those crazy mind melting math games that always ends up kicking you in the ass with the same number - Without fail everyone ALWAYS says Burger King - OH and lol, Paco Ass Dre swore over his terrible onion bomb habit that it was a UK based food chain (dude eats onions like their freaking apples). HAHA! The King? You fool! I know Burger president or Burger democracy would have been a little more obvious, but dude - DO THEY EVEN EAT BURGERS IN THE UK!?!? Do they get served with the P.Diddy cups? Someone please tell me. Anyways, Paco - What made you think the UK? Why not Tonga? Or Monaco? Let me guess, the Lion King also from the UK? NO. HE WAS NOT. How about Hershey Sundae pies tho? I dunno, but those are still okay in my book.
WHAT YOU GOT ON MY PIE, HOMIE?
But I must digress…This post was about Nolte and his new skates. We had a lot of fun making this edit, and Nolte is skating Xsjado’s now for those of you who cannot accept him on another set of blades, I’ve got just the tickey for yall.
The new Xsjado JC Rowe pro boot is an incredible looking boot with an urban feel to it with its color scheme of various shades of gray, off white and red. The Rowe’s feature the Xsjado double style upper velcro strap and his new Xsjado mid top footwrap/sneaker.
The new Xsjado Jeff Stockwell 4 boot is here with its western styling including stamped leather used for the upper straps. The Stockwell 4 is definitely a good looking Xsjado and should be a favorite among those of you rolling on Xsjados and is nice boot for those of you looking to try Xsjados for the first time.
Make sure to check out Jeff battle Chris Haffey in the newest B.L.A.D.E. edit on Chris’s website www.chris-haffey.com.
For 2011, Xsjado drops their new Avant Xsjado team skate to get you excited to go out and film with an awesome looking pair of skates. The Avant truly stands out with it’s black upper that runs straight into a blast of all white souls plates and Mook frames.
We just received our shipment of Xsjado Chris Farmer 4 skates in today and Xsjado once again shows that they are committed to making sure all of the details of their skates not only function great but look incredible too.
The Xsjado Farmer 4 pro complete skate features his pro Create Originals frame, his 4×4 pro 57mm 90a wheels and Undercover Royal ABEC 7 bearings.
The Conference is rolling strong with 2 new skate releases for the end of summer, AKA back to school! Make the yearbook by skating your school’s infamous drop rail in one of these new skates.
The Nick Lomax Classic Throne skate has a bunch of art displayed in the mix of colors and USD finally released a skate that comes with Anti-Rockers to begin with, so you can just throw these on out of the box and go roll!
USD Nick Lomax Skates
USD Nick Lomax Boot
Xsjado is back with another team skate, this time aptly named the Pioneer for those of you leaping over boundaries in the aggressive skate world.
Xsjado Pioneer Complete Skate
Xsjado quietly released the Damien Wilson II skates and a lot of skaters are still not aware that these sick new Wilson boots are available now!
It is obvious that Xsjado spent a lot of time in designing the look of the Wilson II’s because these skates look darn good. They even gave the footwraps clear soles to match the clear smoke cuffs.
Bolt on your favorite frames, wheels and bearings and get rolling on some Xsjado’s asap.
Where do I start? Right here with the Schwabs (only because they came in first).
Once Mindgame phenom Ben Schwab has always had skills. Originally from Ohio (our favorite prank callers home state) and now residing in SOCAL and skating with ?????? I don’t know. Ben’s kind of a mystery dude. Just comes out on tour, makes video sections and kills it. Well Xsjado kind of fits him then. Hides in his Xsjado’s in the shadows. Cool. Well for his pro skate he went with Xsjado’s original theme with it’s earthy undertones and gratuitous use of canvas. Anyways for the first time they come with another brand of freestlye frame. (crazy right?) Plus I didn’t even know Ben Schwab was sponsored by Kizer. Well, they match perfectly and look great (if you like Xsjado).
Available with Chimera wheels and ABEC 5 bearings for $289.00 HERE NOW!
Last but not least, for super shreder Jeff Stockwell, Xsjado decided to release not one, but two color ways. Primarily sold as boot only but we have a KILLER pro complete with matching GC Featherlite frames for only $299 Right here. If you are a fan of colors or Jeff, you have to pick a pair up. I Demand it!
The new Xsjado mooks have arrived just in time to be perfectly matched up with the latest batch of Xsjado Farmer boots and Xsjado Wilson boots. The phone lines are already busy with Mook Mayhem.
ROLLERBLADING IS GETTING HUGE, LOOK AT FRANKY MORALES DOING THE SKATE INSIDE!! A PHONE MAN. INSIDE A PHONE!!!!!!! I HEARD THEY BOUGHT HIM A HOUSE AND RED BULL GAVE HIM ONE OF THOSE MINI COOPERS WITH THE OVERSIZED CAN ON THE TOP TO DRIVE AROUND (PASSING OUT REDBULLS AS A JOB) BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CLICK ON THIS LINK - THEN CLICK 360 TOUR MAAAANNNNN
THE XSJADO BASIC 2 COMPLETE HAS EVERYTHING YOU NEED, XSJADO BOOT, FOOTWRAP, FRAMES WHEELS AND BEARINGS, THE WHOLE KIT A CABOODLE RIGHT HERE FOR $274.00
JUST TO GET ONE THING OUT OF THE WAY:
BY VOLUME, MUSCLE WEIGHS MORE THAN FAT - AS THIS PICTURE ILLUSTRATES
I WAS CHILLING ON THE BLVD WHEN I RAN INTO THIS AGGRESSIVE IN-LINE ROLLER BLADER WOMAN WHO HAD JUST DONE A MEAN MC-TWIST SO I SAID WHATS UP TO HER.
SHE WAS LIKE, “YO, DID YOU SEE THE FLICKS OF THOSE NEW XSJADO SKATES BRO?” THESE ONES>>>
AND I SAID, “GIRL YOU NEED TO GET YOU SOME GET RIGHT CUZ AMALL DONE DID THEMS LIKE A YEAR AGO.” REMEMBER THIS>>??
IT WAS STOOPS BUT WHATEVS, FLATTERY IS THE BIGGEST FORM OF SUCKING UP OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. HOPEFULLY WHEN THESE DO COME OUT WE CAN GET A DECENT SUPPLY OF THEM INSTEAD OF LIKE 2 PAIRS 7 MONTHS LATE LOL.
THEN I AXED THE LADY IS SHE COULD TAKE A PICTURE OF ME SKATING DOWN THE STREET SO SHE TOOK THIS PULITZER PRIZE WINNER(TOOK ABOUT 15 TRIES TO GET THE JUMP RIGHT, GOOD THING I HAD ALL MY PADS ON LOL):
ALSO, IT IS SUMMER SO I’M GONNA CLUE YOU ALL IN ON SOMETHING DOPE: ICED COFFEE.
ITS MAD GOOD, MAKES YOU WANT TO WORK, AND MAKES YOUR TEETH LOOK LIKE BURNT MARSHMELLOWS.
IMMA LACE YOU WITH THIS PIECE AS WELL - HAPPY THURSDAY YA’LL!
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