For those who have been living under a rock for the past few months, i present you the SHOCK video.
This video truly captures the essence of skating in San Francisco and the surrounding Bay Area as well as featuring footage from all over the country. Over the past six months, i have been to numerous of the spots featured in this video, and it just further blows my mind the tricks that were done in this video. A lot of rugged, dope skating, and a ton of other footage that will keep you entertained for an hour and a half is only half the fun. This video features the most creative soundtrack every put out in a skating flick to date.
Originally released for 25 Dollars and Zero cents, the fine folks at Aggressivemall have lowered the price to 16 Bucks!!!
As a member of the scientific community, i took the time to break down what an magnificent deal this is for you peons.
25$ is an entire 64% more expensive than the current asking price of 16 dollars. The 9$ you save can sustain the Paco Diet™ of two frozen burritos and a can of black beans (topped of with cheese and Tap) for an entire week. Well actually six days, but who the fuck is actually awake, let alone in any condition to eat on Sundays anyways?
But Alas, who am I to tell you what to do? Take it from some people who actually have full sections in the video.
Juan “Future College Graduate” Bossughi says to buy this video because it is
“A video some weird kid in Ohio might beat off to. Multiple times. Then he’ll read this and find out that woman actually has a dick.”
Bold Words from a bold man.
San Thomas Aquinos The Governor had so much good stuff to say, when asked to give me only ONE sentence to explain why to buy the video, he responded with
“Lemme think about that for an hour or so”.
Master Yee said that
“I heard it was good but way too long unless u hella high…”
Now who wants a short video? I dont know about you, but I’m the type of dude who is trying to get the most for my dollar, or in this case 16. Allow me to add, its not just the skaters in the video who are super pumped on this video, but the general, non cave dwelling blader population. When i asked Mr. Brian Krans about the flick, he quickly shot back
I was kinda surprised. No, i was really surprised. Such a short, instantaneous response from a vato who makes a living writing? Needless to say, Krans was so excited that he texted me again, shortly afterwards, interrupting me in a final and nearly getting me expelled from University. His revised response was
“If you think rollerblading is all about HD, slow-mo, swag, and tugging at your T-shirt to the latest Lil Wayne mix tape, you’ll fucking hate SHOCK Video and i fucking hate you”.
But lets be honest, this video rules. I let my homeboy Toffey borrow this video, and his first reaction was to show ALL of his non skating friends this video, 1. Since it was bad ass 2. Project Pat and 3. Former Mayor Gavin Newsome made a appearance in the video (dead serious). If you buy this and are disappointed, send me an Email and we can work something out.
Till next time you Farmeros