I don’t know about about y’all, but growing up I took full advantage of my immigrant mother. Being rather oblivious to American customs and cultural deals made for excellent scheming opportunities. If you still don’t follow, let me break it down. People get presents for Christmas right? Birthdays too? Why stop there? July 4th is the B-day of this nation, so it only makes sense to get presents on this wonderful day too. As she aged, she must have caught on, but that habit of wanting new stuff on the 4th hasn’t left me in the slightest.
Luckily for me, we just got a entire boatload of fresh new stuff for me to empty my pockets on.
Exhibit A. Bullet Prufe’s new cut off shorts.
Made from the same high quality stretch denim as their jeans, their cut off shorts are perfect for the summer. Best part, they are only $39. Available in four different colors, these shorts are definitely going to go fast, so click on the picture or the link to see their entire line.
New pants are useless unless you have a new shirt to go with it. Of course, there is no need to fear, since Amall’s Summer Tyme Lyne just dropped.
Exhibit B. The Buzz Blades Tee
For those who don’t know, Kyler Martz is a dope ass artist. He has done freelance work for a number of blade companies, and his most recent design, the Buzz Blades is the epitome of summertime. If the 3/4 raglan isn’t your steeze, this shirt is also available as a standard tee in 3 different colors. Click on the picture or the link to see the entire line of Amall Clothing.
Now that your kit is all taken care of, we can’t forget the most important thing. Dem skin-ates. I mean literally, Dem’s skates.
It might be my new
interest obsession with these crows that are making hella racket outside, but the black on black look is definitely growing on me. These skates come with an extra set of Amall Champion Strength Wheels, an extra set of Amall Champion Strength ABEC 9s, and to top it off (pun most definitely intended), the Amall Vintage Snapback Hat. I would tell you what the value of the freebies are, but I don’t have enough fingers and toes to count that high. Click on the picture or on the link to check out the new Demetrios George Throne.
It ain’t summertime without a party however, and most likely the biggest one of the year is right around the corner. Valo is premiering their latest blade jam, 5 in a couple weeks. Once again happening in Mission District of wholesome San Francisco, this premiere is looking to be one for the books.
Tickets are $15 at the door, but if you click on the picture or the link you can pre-order them for $10.
Whether you need skates, new gear, or just looking for a solid night to party with the Valo Squad, this is definitely the time to get all the goodies while you can, but please, don’t take too much advantage of your dear old mother.