Happy Birthday Krans
Second only to the 15th, the 27th might be the second most pivotal day in the history of September? Why, you may ask? Because it is the day that a young B. Krans was squeezed out into this world in some midwest state far far away.
To help commemorate this day, i decided to stroll through memory lane a post a few photos.
Here we have Mr Krans Dispensing wisdom, doing very well to impersonate Melvin Gibson
In this exhibit, we managed to get a action photo of Krans in geometry class circa 11th grade. Now we know why you write!!
Aside from pimping his pen, Krans is also a volunteer paramedic. Here he is performing the Heimlich on Chewbacca, and enjoying it, might I add.
Don’t forget he blades too!! Here he is getting REAL topside on a mizou.
Here he is braving the harsh urban reality of the East Bay, with another mizou.
Sometimes, not even your mizous can save you.
Krans, after taking a shower.
Here he is vandalizing 19th and Wawona, which is a community center for underprivileged Salvadoran immigrants.
For a while, the storied Sunset District of San Francisco received higher than normal fog. As it turns out, it was not fog, rather smoke mixing in with the already high amount of fog. I present to you the reason behind said increase.
Lets not forget his political ability.”Twas him who convinced the big wigs downtown to allow a bunch of boozing bladers to place metal pipes in the middle of San Francisco’s Sunday Streets event. Here he is doing a mizou of triumph after exerting his negotiating prowess on the Downtown bureaucrats.
I leave you with an image of Brian cooling real tough in the Brownsville Housing Projects, wishing a motherfucker would mayne.
So all of yall, make sure you wish him a belated Birthday. He likes facebook likes, and comments, but if you want to actually write him, send him your panties, or maybe an ounce of white powder, his physical address is 850 Bryant St. San Francisco California 94103. Be sure to omit your return address if you plan on sending the white powder however.
September 28th, 2012 at 3:00 pm
The guy looks tough. We would like to recruit him into the SOA Frisco Chapter.
Whoever wrote this article on the other hand appears to be soft serve and obviously doesn’t live in SF but probably lives in one of those border cities.
October 31st, 2012 at 2:04 am
Looks dangerous, but they are very happy to play this is the charm
November 22nd, 2012 at 6:38 pm
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November 25th, 2012 at 2:29 am
You can’t run with the hare and hunt with the hounds.
January 2nd, 2013 at 1:30 am
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January 7th, 2013 at 3:56 pm
What’s all the fuss about my hoop? I lock it so I don’t have to take it to class. And I’m pretty fciukng good at it so I enjoy it. Wizzer, your mother sux cocks in hell. How does my hoop up make me a hipster’? Do you like to use words like hipster’ because you yourself are a hipster’and people like you who use these labels tend to be narrow minded retarded douche bags who are themselves afraid of what labels may be attributed to themselves. Here’s a piece of advice, you might suck less as a person if you worried less about what other people thought about you. I’ve been hooping for 4 years now, it’s something that I enjoy.
January 26th, 2013 at 2:25 am
The darkest hour is that before the dawn.
March 9th, 2013 at 1:50 am
Other men live to eat, while I eat to live.
April 10th, 2013 at 6:06 am
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