It’s been a good 2 years since we held our last magnificent MS PANTZ contest, so we’re calling on you all again to step up to the plate and serve up your best hand crafted computer renderings of skating for a chance to win a free pair of skates from Aggressivemall. WHO’S GOT THE HOT STICK?!?
Thats right, starting today, June 15th and running until June 30th, Aggressivemall is holding our world famous, art critic pleasing, stomach upsetting MS Paint contest. Here’s what I want y’all to do for me:
Contestants are to create an image in MS PAINT (OR PAINT BRUSH FOR MAC USERS dl here) ONLY! No Photoshop. Relating to this year’s theme: ‘Y’ALL LIKE SKATING?’ I’m not going to explain the theme, just run with it and send us your best interpretation.
Submit your entries by:
Posting to our state of the art Facebook page:
OR emailing them to:
firstname.lastname@example.org. Make sure to include contact information in the email in case you win and we have to send you stuff.
All entries must be received between June 15th to June 30th
1st Prize: 1 pair of skates (any stock skate of your choice) from Aggressivemall.com
2nd Prize: $100 Amall gift certificate
3rd Prize: $50 Amall gift certificate
Entries will ONLY be judged on how much they make us laugh and voted on at our annual roundtable discussion of charts and bar graphs here in the warehouse. That’s it. I’m manically depressed, drank too much coffee and have Dorito dust all over my keyboard - give me something to make it through the rest of the month. Don’t spend 1000 hours making a Picasso rendering of a royale and then get upset because you didn’t win - we want creative, original submissions that entertain us and harken back to a greater era of lighthearted fun making crude pictures on the computer.
Winners will be announced within the week following the closing of the contest July 30th.