5 Flavors in the Deshi Carbon Souls
TW takes a taste of his new candy necklace made of the 5 flavors Deshi offers in their replacement soul plates for the Carbon boot.
Unless you like to do monster cess slides all day long until your feet show through your boots, you might want to consider replacing the souls before you ruin your $350 boot. Priced at only $36 a pair.
Lime Yellow Soul on Black Carbon Boot
The Black flavor tastes like plastic.
The Red flavor tastes like plastic.
The Turquoise flavor tastes like plastic.
The White flavor tastes like plastic.
The Lime Yellow flavor tastes like Mello Yello.
mmmm… Flavor Country!
August 25th, 2009 at 2:10 pm
nice fake ass white teeth, you skidmark.
August 25th, 2009 at 3:15 pm
My teeth are that white. just like a great white shark.
August 25th, 2009 at 5:53 pm
FUCKING SKID MARK!
August 25th, 2009 at 6:08 pm
There’s only one way for a man to get his teeth that dazzling white. You gotta chomp on another mans anus and grind your teeth on the rim of a man’s poop hole. After that you have to give a man felatio and let him blow all over your teeth-put saran wrap over the teeth and gum and keep it on for 24 hours and boom! Your teeth will be whiter than snow.
August 25th, 2009 at 6:33 pm
NO! poop your wrong. What you need to do is…..
1. Get a Big Ass JAR.
2. Pay some FAT BITCH with AIDS to get her COLON flushed through a funnel into the JAR.
3. cover the JAR with saran wrap and seal it with a 2″ rubber band
4. Wait 2 weeks
5. take (2) Jack N’ the Box straws, put one up each nostril
6. LAST STEP - Close your mouth, Puncture the saran wrap with the straws and take the deepest breath you can.
while your passed out your mouth will be fucked by more bums than a banana peel.
August 25th, 2009 at 10:20 pm
i did both of those things to get my teeth that white……but the ladies sure love them whites it’s the first thing they see when i hunt them down in those shallow waters boyz.
August 25th, 2009 at 10:50 pm
I was going to say the plastic flavor thing was funny but god damn that chris haffey is one funny mother fucker.
August 26th, 2009 at 2:13 pm
what a gay guy
August 26th, 2009 at 2:13 pm
Well this went out of hand.
August 26th, 2009 at 2:47 pm
August 31st, 2009 at 8:56 am
IF U WANTED SOMETHING TO EAT I COULD GET U SOME JACK LOL HAHAHAHAHA