AG + RS + VE + ML

EAGLE EYE AGGRESSIVEMALL SUPERSTAR EMPLOYEE KYLE GHALLAGER WASTED HIS WEEKEND AT THE MOVIES WATCHING ‘STEPBROTHERS’ OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT - WILL FERRELLS NEW MOVIE (DID ANYONE SEE SEMI-PRO, DUDE HAS FALLEN OFF). ANYWAYS, HE TOLD ME WHEN HE SAW THIS SENATE STICKER POSTED UP IN THESE DIMWITS ROOM HE “PEED IN HIS PANTS A LITTLE”.

THE STICKER IS UPSIDE DOWN AND ON A CYMBAL THAT IS HUNG ON THE WALL.

OBVIOUSLY, THE IMPLICATIONS OF THIS FEAT ARE PHENOMENAL IN THEIR CONTRIBUTION TO SKATING FINALLY BEING ACCEPTED IN POPULAR CULTURE. THE USE OF AN OUTDATED - DEAD - SKATING BRAND STICKER IN A MOVIE SO IMPORTANT AS ‘STEPBROTHERS’ WILL OBVIOUSLY BOOST THE ROLLING INDUSTRY TO GREATER HEIGHTS THAN EVER IMAGINED (ANYONE REMEMBER WHEN HAIR PRODUCT COMPANY ‘PAUL MITCHELL’ SPONSORED SKATING CONTESTS, MAYBE NIKE WILL MAKE A SKATE AGAIN LOL).

I CAN SEE IT NOW, KIDS LINED UP AND DOWN THE BLOCK, SLEEPING ON THE STREET WAITING FOR THE NEWEST ‘NIKE FB’ (NIKE FRUIT BOOTING) LIMITED EDITION ELEPHANT PRINT ARTIST SERIES MADE IN VIETNAM FOR PENNIES PRODUCT TO DROP. SPEAKING OF WHICH,I JUST HACKED INTO NIKES DATABASE AND PULLED THIS PROTOTYPE SKATE FROM THEIR FILES, BIG THINGS A COMIN’

SERIOUSLY THOUGH, WHAT SKATES WOULD WILL FERREL RIDE TODAY?

ALSO, BONUS TRIVIA ROUND: WHAT 90′S MOVIE FEATURED A DUDE WORKING ON A CAR WEARING AN FR ‘YOUR WHEELS SUCK’ SHIRT?

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