WUSSUP MAIN?

JUST TO GET ONE THING OUT OF THE WAY:
BY VOLUME, MUSCLE WEIGHS MORE THAN FAT - AS THIS PICTURE ILLUSTRATES

I WAS CHILLING ON THE BLVD WHEN I RAN INTO THIS AGGRESSIVE IN-LINE ROLLER BLADER WOMAN WHO HAD JUST DONE A MEAN MC-TWIST SO I SAID WHATS UP TO HER.

SHE WAS LIKE, “YO, DID YOU SEE THE FLICKS OF THOSE NEW XSJADO SKATES BRO?” THESE ONES>>>

AND I SAID, “GIRL YOU NEED TO GET YOU SOME GET RIGHT CUZ AMALL DONE DID THEMS LIKE A YEAR AGO.” REMEMBER THIS>>??

IT WAS STOOPS BUT WHATEVS, FLATTERY IS THE BIGGEST FORM OF SUCKING UP OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. HOPEFULLY WHEN THESE DO COME OUT WE CAN GET A DECENT SUPPLY OF THEM INSTEAD OF LIKE 2 PAIRS 7 MONTHS LATE LOL.
THEN I AXED THE LADY IS SHE COULD TAKE A PICTURE OF ME SKATING DOWN THE STREET SO SHE TOOK THIS PULITZER PRIZE WINNER(TOOK ABOUT 15 TRIES TO GET THE JUMP RIGHT, GOOD THING I HAD ALL MY PADS ON LOL):

ALSO, IT IS SUMMER SO I’M GONNA CLUE YOU ALL IN ON SOMETHING DOPE: ICED COFFEE.

ITS MAD GOOD, MAKES YOU WANT TO WORK, AND MAKES YOUR TEETH LOOK LIKE BURNT MARSHMELLOWS.

IMMA LACE YOU WITH THIS PIECE AS WELL - HAPPY THURSDAY YA’LL!

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2 Responses to “WUSSUP MAIN?”

  1. David D Says:

    you’re weird.

  2. Radsac Says:

    Colorful EX JAY DOH’s! Are they going to be available in plain black and gray?

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