I JUST *DYED* IN YOUR ARMS TONITE!
VICTOR ARIAS DID HIS OWN DYE JOBBER ON THIS DOPE PAIR OF BAILEYS. “BUT THEY ALREADY MADE A BLACK PAIR.!!” F-YOU, THESE LOOK BETTER AND SMELL LIKE A SHARPIE CUZ OF THE DYE - SO WHEN YOU’RE TIRED FROM GIVIN’ER ON THE CURBS ALL DAY, JUST BEND OVER AND TAKE A DEEP WIFF AND FLOAT AWAY INTO A MYTHICAL DREAMSCAPE OF UNICORNS THAT PRODUCE PEPPERMINT PATTIES FROM THEIR HORNS AND TRAMPLE FACSISTS INTO BLOODY PULPS WITH THEIR CANDY CORN HORSE SHOES.
JUST KIDDING ABOUT THE SHARPIE SMELL - THESE CAME OUT CLEAN AND DON’T MAKE YOU SEE IMAGINARY CREATURES OF THE NIGHT.
HERE’S VICTOR VON DOOM SKATING IN A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE FILM, HATS OFF TO YOU SIR!
