Valo V13 Pro Setup Now Available!

April 15th, 2014 by OLD MONEY

The Valo V 13 is one of the hottest skates currently available, so we went ahead and made an ever better setup at a mouth watering price.

v13-pro-setup-square.jpg

Lets take a quick look at the tick tock with these bad boys.

1. It starts with the super solid, lightweight, hella fresh looking Valo Forest Green V 13s (Pardon the rhyme, I guess i must be the lexicon don). These boots are the basis of every non carbon Valo, so their track record is superb.

2. Next is the Create Originals Frame. Solid, durable, and fast. Just like my women. You cant beat ‘em.

3. You can’t roll without wheels, and the Street Artist B Free 2014 wheels do not disappoint. They grip as well as any wheel out on the market, and with a 58mm diameter, they’ll last you a cool minute.

4. Want to roll fast? Amall SWISS. Nuff Said.

5. No time to mess around with junker non spinning antis. The Valo Brand Anti Rocker wheels come with bearings, so you can roll over cracks and bumps without worrying about supermanning into the pavement.

Long story short, if you were interested in some V 13’s, and to upgrade to some of the best parts available on the market, don’t sleep on the Pro Setup. A deal like this can’t be found anywhere else.

Razor Genesys 10 Skates

April 9th, 2014 by OLD MONEY

The Razors Genesys 10 skate is here sporting the classic black look that everybody is rocking these days.

Razor Genesys 10 Skate

You can check out the skates by clicking the link here.

For $199, there is only one thing that is better than the Genesys 10 skates, and that is the Razor Genesys 10 “Deluxe” Pack.

Razor Genesys 10 Deluxe Pack

The “Deluxe” Pack comes with the Gen 10 Complete skates, as well as everything else you see in that picture that I’m not going to name because, well, there is simply too much. The “Deluxe” Pack checks in at $279.99 so make sure to check it out here!.

Step your Speed Game up with Kaltik Frames

April 4th, 2014 by OLD MONEY

If you are anything like me, you want to go hella fast, but you also don’t want to stick when you are doing grind maneuvers at the ledges outside your local supermarket. In comes Kaltik. Hailing straight from Ireland, Kaltiks Stealth Flat Frame solves that issue with their simple, yet practical frame design.

Kaltik Stealth Flat Frame Black

The shape of the H Block helps ensure that even with bigger inner wheels, you will be sliding on plastic rather than sticking on Urethane. Check out all their frames by following this link here..

If you are looking for an instant upgrade, we have the Kaltik “Need For Speed” ready to roll.
Kaltik Need For Speed Ready to Roll
This setup comes locked stock with 8 Eulogy Chris Haffey Wheels (58mm) as well as Amall Swiss Bearings. If you are interested in riding flat, this deal is too good to pass up.

Create Originals Frames BACK IN STOCK

April 3rd, 2014 by OLD MONEY

Everyone’s favorite frame company is back in the game with a limited release of their black, white, and teal frames. If you were looking to get some Creates, the iron is very hot so i would suggest you strike ASAP.

Create Originals Black Frames

Create Originals Black Frame available for $65

Create Originals Frame White

Create Originals White Frame available for $65

Create Originals Frame Teal

Create Originals Teal Frame available for $65

They also sent over their new brand new Sprout Tee

Create Originals Sprout Tee

The Sprout Tee is available in black and retails at $23.95.

Don’t forget to check out their Pendants

Create Originals Pendants

The pendants are available in black or silver and retail for $19.95

Get them while you can! Vibralux Jeans

January 31st, 2014 by OLD MONEY

If you wear a size 26, 28, or a size 30, and you need new jeans on the cool, now is the time. Everybody’s favorite denim company Vibralux has a select number of jeans left for unbeatable prices.

First up to bat is Mr. Nolte’s favorite, the Alex Broskow Skinny Jean.

Alex Broskow Skinnys

$35, and we have them in 26, 28, and 30. You can’t beat that with a lead pipe. Peep them right schear.

Next to the plate is the Chris Farmer Pro Model number five thow wow. A classic skinny black jean that will bring out the Mötley Crüe in any of us.

Vibralux Farmer Jeans

Again, $35 bones and these can be yours. The only sizes we have left in these are 26 and 28, so you better snatch them up while you can right here.

If you want something a little bit different, the next batter up has got you covered. The Broskow V.2 Cords come in a cool light gray as you can see below

Broskow Cords

$25 dollars but only available in size 28. Check them out here.

Looking for good ‘ol fashion American staple that is almost as good as ice cream cake? VX has the Haffey Jeans available in good ole blue.

Haffey Jeans

$25 bucks and in a size 28, peep these right here.

The last batter up is non other than Chauncey LeRock. If you want something that will stand out a little bit more from the rest, then look no further.

Vibralux LeRock

$23 bucks makes this the cheapest pair of jeans that you can get without having to go to the Berryessa Flea Market. There are only a few left and they are in size 28, so you best cops these right here before the witching hour arrives. Check these out here.

Dalnas killing it. Per usual.

January 30th, 2014 by NOT DRE

If you rollerblade and you don’t know who Jeff Dalnas is…

This dude was doing harder shit than I will ever be able to before he could even drive an automobile. I’m not even joking. Check out this section he made at the in his early teens.

Jeff has also been known to dropp some hammers from time to time.
Some range from really big.

To just downright unfathomable, not even funny, Evel Knievel/King Kong ain’t got shit on me type stunts.

To top it off, dude is still one of the most technically talented rollerbooters in the game.

But anywho, just the other day, Jeff released his promo edit for his new skate. If you haven’t seen it, do yourself a favor and stop what you are doing to peep game one time.

Jeff Dalnas Pro Skate Promo from TheConferenceTV on Vimeo.

While there were plenty of crunk tricks in this section, that true soul on the square wall rail definitely is something that will haunt my dreams for days to come. What makes this even crazier is that this whole edit was filmed in around 3-4 days. Not weeks, daaaaays. Ask big time hot shot too Hollywood for his own good movie director Kyle Nolte how many clips he can get in 3-4 days if you still are not impressed by this.

Make sure you check out his first pro skate if you haven’t already. I believe Outkast was describing the skates in their hit song, So Fresh and So Clean.

USD Jeff Dalnas

For $369 it comes with Eulogies and Swiss bearings and is available here.

Meat Up Numero OcHo

January 23rd, 2014 by NOT DRE

You know the drill. Time to dust off the trusty knife and thongs (freudian slip) and fire up the grill. This month we are heading over to Menlo Park.

Steez

Drill is the same as it has always been:

You show up

You buds

You eat

You don’t bring no goddamn buns.

The skate park is located at Burgess Park in the city of Menlo Park. It is a short 5 minute skate from the Menlo Park Cal train station, which as you can see via Google, is HELLA FUAR.

Distance

Directions are madd simple. Take 101 to Willow street and exit heading west. Go till you hit the dead end a make a right. Park will magically appear on your right hand side.

IF YOU ARE COMING FROM THE EAST BAY, you are going to need bridge toll, so heads up. Don’t be that guy trying to pay with your debit card on the San Mateo Bridge.

Meat Up Foto Dropp

January 22nd, 2014 by NOT DRE

In case you were in Tahoe playing in the snow this weekend, here are some quick pictures from this Saturday’s Meat Up. Thanks to Gene for not going to the plant convention in San Jose and taking fotos instead.

Jordan Backside

Exhibit A features Jordan doing a mach 10 sit down backslide. While you can’t tell via the picture, Jordan was going so fast that the Union City PD hat to set up cones to clear out the landing. The effort to protect the skaters was a waste however, as Mike Toffey broke a nail in the ensuing collision. Our condolences.

Bander True Soul

Exhibit B features a startled Bander. Halfway through the trick he realized that he had dropped a quarter at the front of the ledge and in a desperate attempt to save it made a futile attempt to reach for it.

Cesar AO fish

Exhibit C features Cesar with an AO Fish. Cesar has been a long time fan of the Union City Skate park and in this picture he is demonstrating his satisfaction on the park selection. Way to keep it positive Cesar!

Oberg

Exhibit D features Shawn Oberg (July’s Cash Clip Winner) doing a very strange variation of the Makio. Rather than grinding on his lateral soul plate, he is grinding on his medial soul plate, a very tough maneuver indeed. Additionally, he is also doing the grab in the same fashion, displaying a high amount of control and flexibility.

Rob G
Exhibit E shows a man who we have discovered is not human. His name: Rob G. Nuff Said.

Lil Brandon
Exhibit F features a sweet sweat stance by not so Lil’ Brandon. While Gene might be skinny, Brandon is still making a significant effort to lean away and not bash into the beloved cameraman.

Plum Paco
Exhibit G features the struggle, which is indeed real, of all the hungry rollerbladers attempting to sneak past a large Paco who was bogarting all the tacos. As you can see, in an effort to protect his gains, the grill is positioned behind the Paco. A very wise move.

Seriously, Take My Fifty Dollars…

January 15th, 2014 by NOT DRE

Last September I made a post about some nasty down ledge in San Jose that has yet to be skated. If you missed that certain blog post, or if your memory is that of a 84 y/o Salvadoran lady, you can peep it here.

San Jose Down Ledge Far View

Point of the story is, we dun got payed on Friday so it is time to up the ante on this bad boy. Previously I offered 10 whole US dollars out of my own personal Boddingtons fund to the first one to do the ledge and prove it to me. It is now 2014, and after reflecting upon many of my mistakes, I realized what an asshole I was for only offering $10 and I sincerely apologize from the bottom of my heart.

That being said, first person who can prove to me that they laced the ledge can come and collect 50 of my hard earned duckets straight from my newly established motorbike fund.

Here is a better angle of the ledge

LEdge

If you require a more in depth detailed analysis of this skate spot, check the link above for the original rundown of the ledge. I believe that there was something about sludge, chicken wire, the Oakland Raiders, all play a role in making this ledge the scary. As a wise man once said, “shit is crunk”.

Hitting this spot will not only get you fitty bucks, but it will grant you entrance to the annuls of history considering that the ledge is so big you can see it from space…

Space

So again, what I am proposing is the first person to go out and get loose on this bad boy (with a clip of course) can waltz into Aggressivemall and collect $10 $50 from me out of my own personal motocicleta fund. Here is a map for you with the exact coordinates of the ledge pin pointed and circled using the latest leaked military technology. Courtesy of our main man Snowden.

Map

Lastly, for all you nay saying buster ass peons that are going to assume that I don’t have the 50 bones to give to whoever comes to collect, I have provided visual proof that I indeed has the money.

Dough

Bills may vary from picture. Don’t Judge me.

Oi!!! So Lucky!! Meat Up #777

January 15th, 2014 by NOT DRE

Meat Up Seven

What’s luckier than the seventh Meat Up? Winning the lottery. Since you can’t do that, might as well come join us at the Union City Skate Park January the 18th (Saturday). In classic Meat Up form, we will be grilling hella expensive ass hot doggs, and making tacos. Apparently nobody decided to inform me that it wasn’t cactus season anymore so we will have to see about grilling delicious little desert lovers.

The UC park is super easy to get to from BART and is only 5 blocks from the Union City Station.

Map

If you are driving, simply take the Decoto Exit on 880 and head east until you reach Alvarado Niles Road. Make a left on Royal Ann and the park will be on your left hand side.

It’s also Paco’s 18th birthday, so make sure you come out and bring him some nice cake, or whatever else you feel would be appropriate for someone’s 18th B-day. WINK. (Just remember that he will be eligible for prison and the pork shop is right next to the park).

Hope to see everybody out there!

Lets Start the New Year right! New CA$H CLIP

January 9th, 2014 by NOT DRE

After a brief Holiday break, the Cash Clip is back just in time for 2014! The trick this month will be Back Torque.

Cash Clip Back Torque

Rules are very simple:
1. Do a backside torque.
2. Film Dat
3. Post it to the Facebook event page(found here) NO LATER THAN Jan. 31st!!!

You can do it anywhere you want. Skatepark, street spot, the darkside of the moon, it really doesn’t matter. This contest is open to everyone worldwide as well so make sure you go out and tell your homies about it too. At the end of the month we will pick a winner to receive the $200 dollar prize.

The trick is being judged via a very strict criteria. The trick that we think is the coolest wins.

ANY ENTRY THAT SAYS IS PLACED FEBRUARY WILL NOT COUNT. Even if it is seconds late, so don’t procrastinate!!!

Hope every one has fun with this contest.

SSM Bloodline 2 Now Available

January 8th, 2014 by OLD MONEY

The much talked about, much anticipated all white Bloodline 2s are now available.

SSM Bloodline 2

Starting at $219 the Bloodline 2 skates will have you rolling in style with out breaking the bank. Check out the complete skate here.

The all white boot makes for some pretty nifty custom setups.

SSM Bloodline 2

The base price is $189, feel free to check out the options here.

Xsjado Sean Kelso Skates. Back in Sti-nock

January 8th, 2014 by NOT DRE

Just re-upped on the Sean Kelso Pro Skates. If you haven’t seen them, they are mainly black with some subtle accents. Camo padding, orange buttons, and a cuff that is best described as indescribable. You’d be better off ogling it real fast.

Xsjado Sean Kelso

For only $269, the complete skate comes with the GC frames, Abec 9 bearings and Shred wheels. Check them out here.

The boot only is only $239 and is the perfect platform to build your own sick setup to rival anything Tim would come up with.

Xsjado Sean Kelso Boot Only

Speaking of Sean Kelso, let us take a moment and talk about how fucking SICK KCMO is.

Sean MoFuggin Kelso


WAIT, WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVEN’T SEEN IT? Why I oughta…

If you want to avoid a beating, I highly suggest that you mozy on over to http://bladekcmo.com/ and shell out your weekly St. John’s allowance for some high power budsing. If that is not too much your thing, according to my little sister, the new season of the Bachelor just started, so you might want to watch that instead.

KCMO Review

January 7th, 2014 by NOT DRE

Today we have an important newsflash for you bumbling peasants that continue to exist under rocks. KCMO, the latest video from Sean Kelso, was released just a few days ago. Below is the trailer if you haven’t seen it.

KCMO OFFICIAL TRAILER from sean kelso on Vimeo.

A wise woman once told me that you can’t put a price on being concise. With that being said, here is my review of KCMO:


HELLA SICK! BUY IT!


To buy the video, head on over to http://bladekcmo.com/ and scroll down to the bottom of your screen. It is only $9.99 which is equivalent to 2 Dogfish Head pints or 10 Mc Chickens (AKA You can afford it).

Fight off the ICE this winter with some new threads

January 6th, 2014 by OLD MONEY

Things have been getting quite chilly here in the bay. While there might not be snow on the ground, the amount of Ice (Gene) in the area is at an all time high. Unfortunately, my trusty M65 jacket that has kept me warm for the past couple years is slowly succumbing to the rigors of the bus life and is facing the same fate as the Hawaiian Crow.

All is not lost since the fine folks in Sunnyvale have released some brand new sweat-tars to keep everyone warm during these harsh winter months.

First up is the ever so popular crew necks. These come in two colorways, the Oaktown

Amall Oaktown Crew Neck

And the Frisco

Amall Frisco Crew Neck

Both are named for some semi obvious reasons, and feature the Inked Laurel logo which is supposed to resemble a stamp on your chest.

If crew necks aren’t really your thing, then step on over across the aisle to the hooded section of the sweat-tar department. Black is the new black, and we took both the kettle and the pot’s input when we made this hoody.

Amall Hoody Black

The yellow on black hoody is fresh enough that you might be confused for whiz califas next time you are outside the mezzanine. You won’t however, be mistaken for Troy Polamalu since, lets face it, you dont even lift.

We also have a nice lightweight zip up hoody. Featuring a subtle logo on the left breast as well as a larger framed laurel logo on the back, this hoody is perfect if you are looking for something less bold.

Amall Framed Hoody

Lastly, if you live in Florida, or some other region where the coldest part of the year is margarita time, we still have you covered with a new tee shirt.

Amall Inked Laurel Tee Smoke

Feel free to partake in the post holiday tradition of buyingcoolshitforyourself © and pick up some cool new shit.

PS, have you ever seen a shirt this cool?

Ace Sanders Criminals Tee

Ace Sanders just sent word that he is coming, and that he is pissed.


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